When you think of a chef you think surely they would be able to make toast right? WRONG!
Ronaldo Ruff- Raldio was a 20 year old chef and was meant to be the greatest chef of all. He could make Baked Alaska, Fruit Soufflé, Garlic Bread (bread not toast), Tropical Pizza, everything really except for toast. Over the years he was teased, bullied and people always said that he couldn’t become a chef because he couldn’t make toast. He even had to live with his family for another five years even though they were barely ever in the house. Usually out having dinner or working that kind of stuff all because he couldn’t make toast.
So one day he’d had enough so he hopped to the kitchen took some bread put it in the toaster and hopefully he set at the right temperature and the right time. He waited and waited and when he’d actually seen how much he waited (10 minutes) he almost fell off the sofa. And then ”TING” it was ready. Ronaldo sprinted to the kitchen to see that the toast was……
This was going to be harder than he thought. So he tried again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again until he had done it. He was holding a perfectious* past perfection perfect toast (even better than mine and mine are good). Then he decided that would bring it to school for the end of the year project in two weeks time. The end of the year project was a project that you could bring anything you wanted as long as you wrote at least 6 paragraphs on it. So he put it in a plastic box and headed to the living room.
At his college everyone had said that he was lying and that he couldn’t make toast. Ronaldo was determined to show them his toast.
Two weeks later, Ronaldo cheerfully skipped to the kitchen, he was gonna prove those guys wrong. He could make toast! When he finally arrived at the kitchen his toast was… it was, oh no… it was mouldy! The project was in only oh no.. oh no! It was only in 4 hours! Ronaldo panicked, it had taken him at least 5 hours to prefect his last toast how is he going to make another one? So he figured that he had to try again. And he tried and he failed, 3 hours left… and he tried and he failed, 2 hours… and he tried and he failed, 1 hour… and he tried and he failed, and he tried and he failed,30 minutes… and he tried and he failed,20 minutes… and he tried and he failed,10 minutes… and he tried and he failed,5 minutes… and he tried and he failed, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 , he’d done it another perfectious past perfection toast was among him. He quickly put in the box, then in his bag and rushed to class. The class was amazed, Ronaldo-Ruff Raldio had actually made toast!
Now Ronaldo-Ruff Raldio is the greatest of all he could make Baked Alska, Fruit Soufflé, Garlic Bread, Tropical Pizza, everything really including toast.
*Perfectious mean very, very, perfect.